A Fable For Secretaries

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be BOSS.
The BRAIN said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be BOSS."
The FEET said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go, and get him in position to do what the Brain wants, I should be BOSS."
The HANDS said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be BOSS."
And so it went with the HEART, the EARS, the LUNGS, etc.
And finally the ARSEHOLE spoke up and demanded to be the BOSS. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an ARSEHOLE being BOSS.
The ARSEHOLE was so angered that he blosked himself off and refused function. Soon the BRAIN was feverish, the EYES crossed and aching. The FEET were too weak to walk; the HANDS hung limply at the sides; the HEART and LUNGS struggled to keep going.
All pleased with the BRAIN to relent and let the ARSEHOLE be BOSS. And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work, and the ARSEHOLE just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.
The Moral of the story :
You don't have to be a BRAIN to be a BOSS, just an ARSEHOLE.