Boss / Me / Worker

Everybody said.
Your Customer always right.
Every friends said.
Your Boss also always right.
Every worker said.
Your Worker also have their Human right.
I think I also have the right.
Right to be Silence.

Boss / Me / Worker

My worker done a good job.
My Boss get the name.
My worker done a poor job.
I get the blame.

feel like writing

Don't ask how long we can live.

God know what he going to give.

When time come everyone have to leave.

Remain graveyard fill up with leaf.

Who know where he from.

God know how he form.

Everybody laughing when he born

Everybody crying when he gone.

Be good be bad you can select.

Decision you make please don't slack.

4 Thoughts by Man

Thought One.

When we are born. Our mother get the compliments and the flower.

When we are married. Our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die. Our widow get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from ?

Thought Two.

The average man's life consists of :

twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going.

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question and at the end. The mourners wondering too.

Thought Three.

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind. " If you take one more step. A brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was astonished.

He went on. And after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted." Stop ! stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you. And you will die. " The man did as he was instructed. Just as a car came careening around the corner. Barely missing him.

The man asked. "who are you ? "

" I am your guardian angel. " The voice answered.

" Oh. Yeah ? " The man asked " And where the hell were you when I got married ? "

And

This is the Best.

Thought Four.

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom ; The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced " Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life. " Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued. " My daughter finally, and finally returned my credit card to me. "

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .............. all except the poor Groom.

But Remember That...............

No Matter what situation life throws at you.........................

No Matter how long and treacherous your journey may seen........

Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel !

Quote of the day

Whatever you give a women, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So.
If you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

6 Principles of life

1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

2. No point earning so much money you can not live to spent it.

3. Money is not yours until you spent it.

4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old you use your wealth to buy back your health, Difference is that, it is too late.

5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.

6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spent with.

Human Nature

Until now I still can not understand why human being can not stay peacefully in this planet. And using every single minute in their life fighting each other for money, power, status, women and some other thing they not even know.

As we know. When we born to this world. We bring nothing. Not even a small piece of dust's. But later when we growing up. we started to look for the thing which are not belong to us. We fight. We struggle. We challenge and we kill, just to want more money. More power. Higher status and beautiful girls around us. We want every thing as long as other people having and we should have too. Seen to be what we having now can not satisfy our self.

Just because of this. We start flighted with each other. Then we challenge each other. Then we kill each other just to take away from what other people having and make it's belong to us. Then war's start. Every body suffer from just a crazy selfish decision we make. We want the best for our life. And our self interest make us so so selfish. Even not consider they are our friends and closed relativeor or other. Just put them as our sucess stepping stone.

After so much of fighting. challenge and killing. We thought the whole worlds already belong to us. We can simply take this thing to any where we like.

Later. When we are going to said good bye from this worlds then only we found nothing can be take along with us after we died.

MONEY.

Not even a single cent we can take along.

POWER.

Every one is the same become soil after several year. Power ?

STATUS.

After several year no body know who you are and Who am I ?

PROPERTY

Our next generation will become the owner of our property after we died. Not us.

After all. Let us think it's over. Is this what we want ? Or.................

The Wisdom In Hot Chocolate

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were taking at a reunion and decide to go visit their old university professor, now retired.

During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives.

Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cup - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate.

When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said :

" Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cup were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. "

" While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. "

" The cup that you're drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. "

" What all of you really wanted was hot chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups. "

" And then you began eyeing each other's cups. "

" Now consider this. "

" Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and position in society are the cups. "

" They are just tools to hold and contain life. "

" The cup you have does not define, nor change the quality of life you have. "

" Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate God has provided us. "

" God makes the hot chocolate, man chooses the cups. "

" The happiest people don't have the best of everything. "

" They just make the best of everything that they have. "

" Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. And enjoy your hot chocolate !! "

Morning Prayers

" Dear God , this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer , Amen . "

Human Nature

Now days we always using this type of sentence telling our friends and children's. May be all this sentence can become some funny sentence for a laugh.

" Said Also Don't Listen.

Listen Also Don't Understand.

Not Understand Also Don't Ask.

Ask Also Don't Do.

Do Also Do Wrong.

Wrong Also Don't Admit.

Admit Also Don't Correct.

Correct Also Not Happy.

Not happy Also Don't Say. "

An ironic joke widely circulated in Silicon Valley

A butcher watching over his shop is really suprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dogs is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.

He takes the note and it reads " Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please ? The dog has money in its mouth, as well. "

The butcher looks inside and, low and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and put the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to level crossing, the dog put down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walk across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus.

The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then without waiting for the bus stop completely, it jump out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.

It opens the big iron gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly change its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walk back, jump off and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy open the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher surprised with this, runs up and stop the guy.

" What in heaven's name are you doing ? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me ! "

To which the guy responds : " You call this clever ? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key !"

Moral of the story..............

You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the boss' expectations.

Its a dog's life after all..........................

Malacca River

After posting this few Photo on my Blog.

My thinking is to share some beautiful picture from My Malacca Town. And for me I can learn more on how to take a good picture also writing good sentence on my blog.

I dream to be good in taking picture and become a good photographer. So I have to work hard to chasing my dream.

Malacca River

At about 11.00 pm still have full load of visitor on the Malacca river Taxi ( boat ) enjoying their beautiful night in Malacca.

Malacca Town

Morning view in Malacca Town

Malacca River

Malacca River is very busy at night.

As we can see there are 2 boat parking at the river side enjoying night view in Malacca Town.

Musical Fountain Malacca

Full view of Musical Fountain in Malacca.

Time 1200 am.

Musical Fountain Malacca

This is one of the Musical Fountain in Malacca.

Only operate at night.

Eyes of Malaysia

Night view " Eyes of Malaysia " in Malacca.

Before that this " Eyes of Malaysia " is in Titiwangsa Kuala Lumpur.

A Captain is Born

I was attended one of the passing out ceremony for Army Officer ( Captains ) at University of Defence National Malaysia last year. It let me feel happy and so proud that my son become one of the Army officer to serves the country Malaysia.

When I look at all the young guy walk with full discipline. Smart uniform and with healthy body. I believe all this young guy will take the responsibility to protect the country and us. And I believe all of us will stay in Malaysia remain peaceful. just because we have them all this Young guy. Thank guy.

A Captain is Born

One of the passing out photo from University of Military Malaysia.

A Captain is Born.

A Captain is Born

One of the passing out photo from university of Military Malaysia.

A Captain is Born.

A Captain is Born

One of the passing out photo from University of Military Malaysia.

A Captain is Born.

Jalan Hang Tuah Malacca

7.15 am morning at Jalan Hang Tuah. Malacca Town.

Jalan Bunga Raya Malacca

7.15 am morning at Jalan Bunga Raya. Malacca Town.

Malacca Town

7.15 am morning one of the street in Malacca town.

Losing all your friends

Man comes home and find his wife with his friends in bed.
He shoot his friend and kill him.
Wife says, " If you behave like this, you will lose All your friends. "

Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, " send me a brother "..........
Santa wrote back, " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER "..........

Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, " Do you know the meaning of WIFE ? It means 'Without Information Fighting Every time !' "
Wife replies, " No, it means ' With Idiot For Ever !!!' "

Importance of a period

Teacher : " Do you know the importance of a period ? "
Kid : " Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away. "

Confident vs Confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, " What is the difference between confident and confidential ? "
Dad says, " You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that confidential ! "

Anger management

Husband : " When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger ? "
Wife : " I clean the toilet."
Husband : " How does that help ?"
Wife : " I use your toothbrush. "

Letter to God

There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job is to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
one day, a letter came addressed in a shaky hand writing to God with no actual address or postcode. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The Letter read :

Dear God.

I am 83 year old. living on a small pension.
Yesterday some one stole my purse. It had $100 in it. Which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is my birthday, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with.
I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope.

Please help me ?

Sincerely.
Edna


The postal worker was touched. he showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollar. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $ 96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the worker felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

A few days later, another letter came addressed to God and in the same hand.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.

It read :

Dear God.

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me ?

Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $ 4 missing. I think it might have been those bastards at the Post Office.

Sincerely.
Edna.

Pope

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the Limo, and he doesn't travel light, the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
" Excuse me, Your Holiness. " says the driver. "Would you please take your seat so we can leave ? "
" Well, to tell you the truth ." says the Pope. " They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."
" I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job."
" And what if something should happen ? " protests the driver, wishing he'd. never gone to work that morning.
" There might be something extra in it for you. " says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver get in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision when after exiting the Air Port. The pontiff floors it accelerating the Limo to 105 mph.
" Please slow down, Your Holiness !!! " pleads the worried driver.
pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
" Oh my God, I'm gonna lose my licence. " moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle and get on the radio.
" I need to talk to the Chief, " he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief get on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a Limo going a hundred and five.
" So bust him, " says the Chief.
" I don't think we want to do that - he's really important. " said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed, " All the more reason ! "
" No, I mean really important, " said the cop.
The Chief then asked, " Who have you got there, the Mayor ? "
Cop : " Bigger."
Chief : " Governor ?"
Cop : " Bigger."
" Well. " said the Chief, " Who is it ?"
Cop : " I think it's God !"
Chief : " What makes you think it's God ?"

---------- keep going -----------

Cop : " He's got the Pope as a chauffeur !"

Deaths That Made Even Top Doctors wonder

Deaths that made even top Doctors wonder.
This case happened in a Delhi Hospital Intensive care ward.
Where Patients always died in the same bad.
And All on Sunday morning at 11 a.m.
Regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the Doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 a.m. every Sunday.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incident.
So on the next Sunday morning a few minutes before 11 a.m.
All the Doctors and Nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off Evil...............

Just when the Clock struck 11.............

and then .......................................


Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward, unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How the Chinese stay put in west country

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave west country. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave.
The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. so they picked a middle-aged man Ah Pek to represent them.
Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate. " neither side would be allowed to talk."
The Pope agreed. the day of the great debate came. Ah pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
Than the Pope raised his hand and showed three finger. Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger. The pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Pek pull out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: " I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what happened ? The Pope said, " first I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. he responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions."
" Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us."
" I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do ?"
Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek. " What happened ?' they asked.
" well," said Ah Pek, " First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days to get out of here. I replied to him go off and not one of us was leaving. "
" Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here. "
" Yes, and than ???" ask the crowd. " I don't know." said Ah Pek. " He took out his lunch, I took out mine. "

If You Are Unhappy

Once upon a time, there was a nonconforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.
However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly started to fly south.
In a short time ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in barnyard, almost frozen.
a cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings.
Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by and hearing the chirping, investigated the sound.
The cat cleared away the manure, found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.
The Moral of the story:
1. Everyone who shit on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2. Everyone who gets you out of the shit is not necessarily your friend.
3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut.

A Fable For Secretaries

When the body was first made, all parts wanted to be BOSS.
The BRAIN said, "Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be BOSS."
The FEET said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go, and get him in position to do what the Brain wants, I should be BOSS."
The HANDS said, "Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be BOSS."
And so it went with the HEART, the EARS, the LUNGS, etc.
And finally the ARSEHOLE spoke up and demanded to be the BOSS. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of an ARSEHOLE being BOSS.
The ARSEHOLE was so angered that he blosked himself off and refused function. Soon the BRAIN was feverish, the EYES crossed and aching. The FEET were too weak to walk; the HANDS hung limply at the sides; the HEART and LUNGS struggled to keep going.
All pleased with the BRAIN to relent and let the ARSEHOLE be BOSS. And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work, and the ARSEHOLE just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.
The Moral of the story :
You don't have to be a BRAIN to be a BOSS, just an ARSEHOLE.

Office Humour ( To Share )

Before you ask me for a day off, consider the following statistics.

There are 365 days in the year.
You sleep 8 hours a day making 122 days, which subtracted from 365 days makes 243 days.
You also have 8 hours recreation every day, making another 122 days and leaves a balance of 121 days.
There are 52 Sundays that you do not work at all, which leaves 69 days.
You get Saturday afternoon off, this gives 52 half days, or 26 more days that you do not work, this leaves a balance of 43 days.
You get an hour off for lunch, which when totaled makes 16 days, leaving 27 days of the year.
You get at least 21 days annual leave every year, so that leaves 6 days.
You get 5 legal holidays during the year, which leaves only 1 days.

And I'll be dammed if I'll give you that 1 day off !!!!!!!!!!!

Heavy Rain fall In Malacca

On 27 July 2009. From 9 am to 1130 am Very heavy rain fall in Malacca town. This photo show Malacca River over flow to one of the low cost housing estate at time 1130 pm same day. photo to share.

引道歌

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衣 食 两 般 俱 丰 足
房 中 又 少 美 貌 妻
娶 下 娇 妻 并 美 妾
出 入 无 轿 少 马 骑
驴 马 成 群 轿 已 备
田 地 不 广 用 不 支
买 得 良 田 千 万 顷
身 无 官 职 被 人 欺
七 品 五 品 犹 嫌 小
四 品 五 品 又 嫌 低
一 品 当 朝 为 宰 相
又 想 称 王 做 帝 时
心 满 意 足 为 天 子
更 望 万 世 无 死 期
总 总 梦 想 无 止 息
一 棺 长 盖 抱 恨 归

Kellies Castle Ipoh

Kellies 古堡，怡保。

人在做 天在看

人 在 做  , 天 在 看 。
很 多 人 都 会 觉 得 自 己 从 不 会 做 错 ，
从 不 会 反 省 自 己 做 的 会 不 会 让 别 人 难 过 。