Dreamchaser: 八月 2010

2010年8月25日星期三

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a company policy.

Someday is not a day of the week.

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

The road to success....... is always under construction.

I coulden't repair your brakes, so I make your horn louder.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

If you can't convince them , confuse them.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Whenever I find the key to success are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone.

Life is unsure ; always eat your dessert first.

Born free, but taxed to death.

I say no to alcohol, it doesn't listen.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

A friends in need is a pest indeed.