2010年8月25日星期三

tunnel

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

To Err is human

To Err is human, to forgive is not a company policy.

Someday is not a day of the week.

Someday is not a day of the week.

In order to get a loan

In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

The road to success

The road to success....... is always under construction.

I coulden't repair your brakes

I coulden't repair your brakes, so I make your horn louder.

It's not hard to meet expenses

It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

If you can't convince them

If you can't convince them , confuse them.

The trouble with being punctual

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

Whenever I find the key to success

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

Whenever I find the key to success

Whenever I find the key to success are either illegal, expensive, fattening or in love with someone.

Life is unsure

Life is unsure ; always eat your dessert first.

Born free

Born free, but taxed to death.

I say no to alcohol

I say no to alcohol, it doesn't listen.

Work is fine

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

Marriage

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

A friends

A friends in need is a pest indeed.