Quote of the day

Whatever you give a women, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So.
If you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

6 Principles of life

1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

2. No point earning so much money you can not live to spent it.

3. Money is not yours until you spent it.

4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old you use your wealth to buy back your health, Difference is that, it is too late.

5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.

6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spent with.

Human Nature

Until now I still can not understand why human being can not stay peacefully in this planet. And using every single minute in their life fighting each other for money, power, status, women and some other thing they not even know.

As we know. When we born to this world. We bring nothing. Not even a small piece of dust's. But later when we growing up. we started to look for the thing which are not belong to us. We fight. We struggle. We challenge and we kill, just to want more money. More power. Higher status and beautiful girls around us. We want every thing as long as other people having and we should have too. Seen to be what we having now can not satisfy our self.

Just because of this. We start flighted with each other. Then we challenge each other. Then we kill each other just to take away from what other people having and make it's belong to us. Then war's start. Every body suffer from just a crazy selfish decision we make. We want the best for our life. And our self interest make us so so selfish. Even not consider they are our friends and closed relativeor or other. Just put them as our sucess stepping stone.

After so much of fighting. challenge and killing. We thought the whole worlds already belong to us. We can simply take this thing to any where we like.

Later. When we are going to said good bye from this worlds then only we found nothing can be take along with us after we died.

MONEY.

Not even a single cent we can take along.

POWER.

Every one is the same become soil after several year. Power ?

STATUS.

After several year no body know who you are and Who am I ?

PROPERTY

Our next generation will become the owner of our property after we died. Not us.

After all. Let us think it's over. Is this what we want ? Or.................

The Wisdom In Hot Chocolate

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were taking at a reunion and decide to go visit their old university professor, now retired.

During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives.

Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cup - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate.

When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said :

" Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cup were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. "

" While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. "

" The cup that you're drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. "

" What all of you really wanted was hot chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups. "

" And then you began eyeing each other's cups. "

" Now consider this. "

" Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and position in society are the cups. "

" They are just tools to hold and contain life. "

" The cup you have does not define, nor change the quality of life you have. "

" Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate God has provided us. "

" God makes the hot chocolate, man chooses the cups. "

" The happiest people don't have the best of everything. "

" They just make the best of everything that they have. "

" Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. And enjoy your hot chocolate !! "

Morning Prayers

" Dear God , this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer , Amen . "

Human Nature

Now days we always using this type of sentence telling our friends and children's. May be all this sentence can become some funny sentence for a laugh.

" Said Also Don't Listen.

Listen Also Don't Understand.

Not Understand Also Don't Ask.

Ask Also Don't Do.

Do Also Do Wrong.

Wrong Also Don't Admit.

Admit Also Don't Correct.

Correct Also Not Happy.

Not happy Also Don't Say. "

An ironic joke widely circulated in Silicon Valley

A butcher watching over his shop is really suprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dogs is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth.

He takes the note and it reads " Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please ? The dog has money in its mouth, as well. "

The butcher looks inside and, low and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and put the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth.

The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog.

So off he goes. The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to level crossing, the dog put down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walk across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus.

The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside. As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then without waiting for the bus stop completely, it jump out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop.

It opens the big iron gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly change its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walk back, jump off and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy open the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher surprised with this, runs up and stop the guy.

" What in heaven's name are you doing ? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me ! "

To which the guy responds : " You call this clever ? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key !"

Moral of the story..............

You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the boss' expectations.

Its a dog's life after all..........................