4 Thoughts by Man

Thought One.

When we are born. Our mother get the compliments and the flower.

When we are married. Our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die. Our widow get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from ?

Thought Two.

The average man's life consists of :

twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going.

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question and at the end. The mourners wondering too.

Thought Three.

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind. " If you take one more step. A brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.. The man was astonished.

He went on. And after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted." Stop ! stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you. And you will die. " The man did as he was instructed. Just as a car came careening around the corner. Barely missing him.

The man asked. "who are you ? "

" I am your guardian angel. " The voice answered.

" Oh. Yeah ? " The man asked " And where the hell were you when I got married ? "

And

This is the Best.

Thought Four.

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom ; The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced " Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life. " Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued. " My daughter finally, and finally returned my credit card to me. "

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter .............. all except the poor Groom.

But Remember That...............

No Matter what situation life throws at you.........................

No Matter how long and treacherous your journey may seen........

Remember, there is a light at the end of the tunnel !

Quote of the day

Whatever you give a women, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So.
If you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

6 Principles of life

1. No point using limited life to chase unlimited money.

2. No point earning so much money you can not live to spent it.

3. Money is not yours until you spent it.

4. When you are young, you use your health to chase your wealth; when you are old you use your wealth to buy back your health, Difference is that, it is too late.

5. How happy a man is, is not how much he has but how little he needs.

6. No point working so hard to provide for the people you have no time to spent with.

Human Nature

Until now I still can not understand why human being can not stay peacefully in this planet. And using every single minute in their life fighting each other for money, power, status, women and some other thing they not even know.

As we know. When we born to this world. We bring nothing. Not even a small piece of dust's. But later when we growing up. we started to look for the thing which are not belong to us. We fight. We struggle. We challenge and we kill, just to want more money. More power. Higher status and beautiful girls around us. We want every thing as long as other people having and we should have too. Seen to be what we having now can not satisfy our self.

Just because of this. We start flighted with each other. Then we challenge each other. Then we kill each other just to take away from what other people having and make it's belong to us. Then war's start. Every body suffer from just a crazy selfish decision we make. We want the best for our life. And our self interest make us so so selfish. Even not consider they are our friends and closed relativeor or other. Just put them as our sucess stepping stone.

After so much of fighting. challenge and killing. We thought the whole worlds already belong to us. We can simply take this thing to any where we like.

Later. When we are going to said good bye from this worlds then only we found nothing can be take along with us after we died.

MONEY.

Not even a single cent we can take along.

POWER.

Every one is the same become soil after several year. Power ?

STATUS.

After several year no body know who you are and Who am I ?

PROPERTY

Our next generation will become the owner of our property after we died. Not us.

After all. Let us think it's over. Is this what we want ? Or.................

The Wisdom In Hot Chocolate

A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were taking at a reunion and decide to go visit their old university professor, now retired.

During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives.

Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cup - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate.

When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said :

" Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cup were taken, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. "

" While it is normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. "

" The cup that you're drinking from adds nothing to the quality of the hot chocolate. In most cases it is just more expensive and in some cases even hides what we drink. "

" What all of you really wanted was hot chocolate, not the cup; but you consciously went for the best cups. "

" And then you began eyeing each other's cups. "

" Now consider this. "

" Life is the hot chocolate; your job, money and position in society are the cups. "

" They are just tools to hold and contain life. "

" The cup you have does not define, nor change the quality of life you have. "

" Sometimes, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the hot chocolate God has provided us. "

" God makes the hot chocolate, man chooses the cups. "

" The happiest people don't have the best of everything. "

" They just make the best of everything that they have. "

" Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. And enjoy your hot chocolate !! "

Morning Prayers

" Dear God , this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer , Amen . "

Human Nature

Now days we always using this type of sentence telling our friends and children's. May be all this sentence can become some funny sentence for a laugh.

" Said Also Don't Listen.

Listen Also Don't Understand.

Not Understand Also Don't Ask.

Ask Also Don't Do.

Do Also Do Wrong.

Wrong Also Don't Admit.

Admit Also Don't Correct.

Correct Also Not Happy.

Not happy Also Don't Say. "